Fake Opening Day

As you all know, last night was Fake Opening Day. I'm not a fan of the senseless glorification of those two teams -- as if we don't know who they are and need a reminder.

I was not able to catch any of the game last night, but I'm pretty sure it looked something like this:



This is one of the most horrifying images I've ever seen. I don't think I even need to comment. I'll only say that when I saw this picture, I looked something like this. This picture makes me very sad...

In other, less-visually-disturbing news, today is the real deal, non-fake Opening Day. Really, it's Mariners Opening Day! I've been waiting for this day, in a toe-tapping frenzy, since about mid-September. The King will take the mound in a few hours. Can you stand it?! I can't. I feel jittery from excitement.

Opening Day lineups and other nonsense coming soon.